Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Weyland Industries Introduces 8th Generation Android

Happy birthday, David!

Commercial for Weyland Indutries' new 8th generation android model, David:



I'm really loving the viral hype the marketing guys behind the next Alien franchise movie, Prometheus (releases June 8, 2012), have come up with so far.


Monday, April 16, 2012

CryEngine 3.4.0 - Is Crysis 3 on the Horizon?

This looks downright amazing:




EDIT: Looks like the answer is YES. EA just announced that Crysis 3 is in the works and is due for a Spring, 2013 release.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Zombie Ass

The Japanese come up with some weird shit, but I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be a parody on the Grindhouse genre.  Right?  At least I hope to hell this is parody.  Whatever it is, I want to see it.


Borderlands 2: New Gameplay Footage and Details

Friday, March 23, 2012

T.A.I.N.T. Teenage Alien Intelligence Ninja Turtles

So, it looks like there is going to be a new TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) movie in the works.  The director?  Michael Bay.

I'll let that sink in a moment.

I know that the moment I read that name attached to the project two days ago I started punching myself in the balls and I haven't stopped yet.

He has been quoted as saying that his vision of the turtles will be different and that they will be an alien race from another planet.  Wait... what?!  Can someone stop that guy from making movies, please?


Dear Michael Bay,
Go fuck yourself.  No, seriously.
Love,
Everyone

Bilbo & Gandalf as Calvin & Hobbes


Dark Knight

The Dark Knight with an emphasis on the Knight aspect


Gamer Alignment Chart

The traditional Dungeons and Dragons alignment table as portrayed by various types of online gamers.

Hero? Or Final Boss?

It's all a matter of perspective.  This reminds me of a great board game called Dungeon Run in which each player cooperatively works through a tile based, randomly generated dungeon to defeat the boss in order to obtain an item that turns the player who discovers it into the new final boss for the rest of the players to then focus on and defeat.