Bastard Son of Zeus

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Cat Scores a Soap Opera

If you've ever seen a daytime soap opera, even once, you'll instantly recognize how accurate this guy's cat's score truly is.

Patton Oswalt's Star Wars Filibuster

From Parks and Recreation - done in one take:

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Have you heard Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" just one time too many? Try these alternatives:

Call Me Maybe slowed down by 1,000% and it comes out sounding trance-like and pretty awesome

Call Me Scary - I'm pretty sure you will conjure Yog-Sothoth into being if you play this beginning to end

FDR: American Badass!

I am so far behind with my regurgitations... ugh. Most of what I wanted to post in the past few weeks have already made their rounds on FaceSpace and the Twatter (no, I did NOT just misspell anything). Anyway, until I get caught up, check out this trailer for the upcoming movie FDR: American Badass! which apparently came out last September.

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

How Chess Was Meant To Be Played

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Awesome Old Spice Ads

Damn. You'd think I was getting ad revenue for putting so many Old Spice ads on here today. Whatever. These ads are effing hilarious, especially the second one with the Watermelon.

Old Spice Wolfdog Ads

Wolfdog is awesome.

Slingshot Condom Machine

Description taken directly from the YouTube video:

The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation offers 100,000 USD for projects that improve things around condoms.

http://www.grandchallenges.org/Explor...

"Application of knowledge from other fields" is explicitly called for. Bill looks for "attributes that increase ease-of-use" and designs that make it "easier to properly apply" a preservative.

Of course The Slingshot Channel HAS to come forth and help the visionary billionaire on his lofty quest. Therefore, this video brings to you the world's first condom applicator slingshot gun!

I love the guy's supervillain-esque laugh.

Friday, April 5, 2013

Earl of Lemongrab Feat. Will Sasso

I don't get it. I know it has something to do with a "lemon compilation" that Will Sasso did, but I still don't get it. Cartoon Network is using this altered version as part of a television ad for Adventure Time.

Like I said, I don't get it. But it's so effing awesome and I laughed my ass off at some of Sasso's facial expressions.

Enjoy.