Knights of Badassdom Trailer

I'm pretty sure this movie will absolutely suck but I'm also pretty sure it looks like something I'll really enjoy on Netflix anyway.  I can't tell what the actual release date is supposed to be other than "sometime in 2013."



I have to admit that I enjoyed the homage to the original "lightning bolt" LARP video.

Upside Down US Trailer

From the Wiki entry: Upside Down is a 2012 French-Canadian romantic fantasy film written and directed by Juan Diego Solanas. Starring Jim Sturgess and Kirsten Dunst, the film is about a man searching an alternate universe for a long-lost love from his youth. The film was released on August 23, 2012 in Russia and is due out in the US on March 15, 2013.

Surgeon Simulator 2013

I haven't laughed this hard at a game video in ages.  This is some seriously hilarious shit:



Interested in trying the game out?  It's a free web based game that's essentially QWOP but instead of running you're performing a heart transplant.  Sound as awesome to you as it did to me?  IT IS!  You can try it for yourself right HERE.

"Bob needs his lungs because Bob is not a fish."

Disney's Lion King in 3D

One of the most emotionally spectacular scenes in animation history has been redone in 3D and you don't even need special glasses to view it.  And you WILL cry.

Street Fighting Tips

From how to disarm a knife wielding thug to disarming a gun toting jerk, it's obvious this guy knows his stuff and is ridiculously skilled.

How I Play Skyrim

YouTube user timtimfed shows us how he plays Skyrim, which is hilariously how everyone plays Skyrim.

F-16 Model Equipped With First Person View Camera

Fucking A this thing is awesome:



I want one.

Every Arnold Scream From Every Arnold Movie

Chris Rock on Gun Control

If your Facebook feed looks anything like mine, then you're probably just as pissed off as I am and just as sick of seeing all your friends use the service as their soapbox for all the dozens of pro and anti gun sentiments, quotes, pictures, and links that could possibly exist. I took an actual count yesterday: out of the top 50 recent status updates on my feed at 4pm, 78% (39 out of 50) of the posts were related to gun control - either pro or con. I'm tired of it. However, here's my chance to submit something but I'll do it here instead of Facebook where I'd rather see pictures of my friends' kids and read about their vacations... yes, seriously.

Here is Chris Rock's take on gun control just a few years after the Columbine shooting:

Ask Archer

"Uhm, Aaron how come you can't fuck off?"









"Oh, and also I was shitfaced."

Noon

"NOON" Short Film from Kasra Farahani on Vimeo.

Cyberpunk 2077 Trailer

Written into the same world that was established in the old R. Talsorian Games' Cyberpunk 2020 paper and pencil role playing game and designed by the guys that made the Witcher video game series, comes Cyberpunk 2077:



I have such a major boner for this but I don't think it's due until 2015.

160 Great Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

Some of my all time favorites:

"Here is Sub-Zero!  Now... plain zero!"

"I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!"

Both of those are from the terribly awesome must-see 1987 film, The Running Man.

However, the video is missing one last awesome quote also from The Running Man.  After seeing the character Fireball (played by the famous Cleveland Browns running back, Jim Brown) use his jetpack to find them, the female protagonist exclaims, "Jesus Christ!"  To which Richards, Arnold's character, replies, "guess again!"

And, of course, this brilliant gem from the same movie:

Folger's Ad - With One Addition

Just adding one quick shot completely changes the meaning and tone of this famous Folger's TV commercial:

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Some Good Old Fashioned Nightmare Fuel

Carrot Top pulling some sort of Clown Harvey Dent shit
Fuck you, Carrot Top.  No, seriously.  Fuck.  You.