Movie: The Movie: 2V

It's amazing how many celebrities agreed to be in this.



And Matt Damon is fucking awesome.  'Nuff said.

Darth Vader. On a Unicycle. Wearing a Kilt. Playing the Star Wars Music. On Bagpipes.

Don Cheadle as the Iron Patriot

A shot of Don Cheadle as the Iron Patriot in a poster for the upcoming Iron Man 3 movie (releases May 3, 2013).  Rumor has it that the script may be calling him War Machine.

Just Putin Being Putin

Last Weekend's Snowstorm

Last week's massive snowstorm nicknamed Nemo turned out not to be quite as devastating as originally forecast.  But then the following image appeared on the internet in the days following which proved the storm to be much deadlier than the media outlets are reporting.

O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics

Carl Orff's Carmina Burana, specifically the first piece called O Fortuna, has been used in many films and theatrical trailers over the years.  The epic tone evokes images of armored knights on horseback riding out to battle - perfect soundtrack for John Boorman's 1981 classic, Excalibur.  The following are the lyrics to the piece, which was originally written as a poem in Latin.  After that, check out the "misheard lyrics" version of it for an ever better appreciation for its awesomeness.

O Fortuna
velut luna
statu variabilis,
semper crescis
aut decrescis;
vita detestabilis
nunc obdurat
et tunc curat
ludo mentis aciem,
egestatem,
potestatem
dissolvit ut glaciem.

Sors immanis
et inanis,
rota tu volubilis,
status malus,
vana salus
semper dissolubilis,
obumbrata
et velata
michi quoque niteris;
nunc per ludum
dorsum nudum
fero tui sceleris.

Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!

SpongeKnob SquarePants

Uh... yeah... so there exists a Rule 34 of the Internet which essentially states that if something exists then there is a porn version of it.  Rule 35 follows that up with the idea that if a porn version of something does not yet exist, one will be made.

In that vein, I give to you something I'm fairly certain nobody anywhere has ever asked for: a SpongeBob SquarePants porn parody. What follows is a Safe For Work, yet nightmarish, trailer.

Gandalf, the Kill Stealing XP Hog

How To Draw A Cat

Driving In The Snow At Night

We Are Cobra

Clever new viral video for the upcoming movie, GI Joe: Retaliation due out March 29, 2013.  The first movie was complete shit.  Well... except for Baroness.