I know this is an oldie, but my wife just watched the movie for the first time a little bit ago and this article came to mind. It's pretty spoilerific so if you haven't seen it yet and don't want anything ruined, then do not read on.
But, seriously. It's Transformers 2. Can it really BE spoiled?
[Original article is located here]
Bonus! Rob's Transformers 2 F.A.Q.s!
By Rob Bricken in Movies, Toys
Friday, Jun. 26 2009 @ 12:00PM
It dawned on me at about 4am last night when I was finishing my review that 2500 words might not be enough to fully describe the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen experience. Additionally, I really didn't get much into the plot, as I was so busy explaining why it was a fundamentally shitty movie. So I took a little time to interview myself about the movie's story in order to help you understand what RotF is all about. Hope it helps!
Friday, September 24, 2010
Freeze. Pan. Zoom. Enhance.
The various CSIs and Law and Orders are the worst at this, but check out this awesome montage.
Freeze that.
Pan right.
Zoom in.
Enhance.
Focus on the reflection.
Enhance again.
Zoom again.
Pan again.
Freeze again.
Insert technobabble that doesn't make sense but sounds smart with words like "bitmaps," "algorithms," and "GUIs."
Freeze that.
Pan right.
Zoom in.
Enhance.
Focus on the reflection.
Enhance again.
Zoom again.
Pan again.
Freeze again.
Insert technobabble that doesn't make sense but sounds smart with words like "bitmaps," "algorithms," and "GUIs."
Recipe for Chocolate Chip Blondies
This piece of genius is not my work, though I wish I could take credit because it's damned awesome.
Alright you assraping shitcocks, it's time to enrich your motherfucking lives.
Time to do something productive for a change and learn something new.
We're making Chocolate Chip Blondies so listen the fuck up, you worthless wastes of carbon, because I don't want to have to repeat myself.
Alright you assraping shitcocks, it's time to enrich your motherfucking lives.
Time to do something productive for a change and learn something new.
We're making Chocolate Chip Blondies so listen the fuck up, you worthless wastes of carbon, because I don't want to have to repeat myself.
Space Invaders and Grandma Rapers
Want bedding to make your bed look like a giant NES? How about tiles in your shower that are placed like the pixels that make up Space Invaders? Here are ten ways to "game up your home."
Dude rapes and kills his neighbor... with hot sauce. No, seriously. Oh, and then the cops found (air quotes) his DNA on the victim's chest. Yikes.
Join the Zombie Research Society! You'll get a cool membership shirt, survival packet, and learn how to survive in a post apocalyptic world.
Here's an example of a fine, upstanding fellow. Coolio decides it's awesome to rob his grandparents. After the robbery is reported, he decides he needs to shut them up and destroy the evidence. So, he kills his grandfather and then, get this, rapes his grandmother. And then kills her. And then lights candles in the kitchen and leaves the gas stove running full bore. It's too bad fuckfaces like him are allowed to suck up my air.
Dude rapes and kills his neighbor... with hot sauce. No, seriously. Oh, and then the cops found (air quotes) his DNA on the victim's chest. Yikes.
Join the Zombie Research Society! You'll get a cool membership shirt, survival packet, and learn how to survive in a post apocalyptic world.
Here's an example of a fine, upstanding fellow. Coolio decides it's awesome to rob his grandparents. After the robbery is reported, he decides he needs to shut them up and destroy the evidence. So, he kills his grandfather and then, get this, rapes his grandmother. And then kills her. And then lights candles in the kitchen and leaves the gas stove running full bore. It's too bad fuckfaces like him are allowed to suck up my air.
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