Nick's Winter Wonerland [sic]

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"Bring the kids down, but don't let 'em touch nothin.' This shit costs money. They break it, you bought it. I ain't fuckin' around."

Fix Plumber's Crack and Give Yourself Some Ball Room

Fix Plumber's Crack:



Give yourself some room for your balls:



You can buy either item (yes, they are real) at Duluth Trading Company. And no, I'm not getting anything to advertise for these guys, I just think their ads are effin' awesome.

Transformers 3 Teaser Trailer

Officially called "Transformers: Dark of the Moon," but that title sucks balls. The first movie was pretty cool and the second one blew huge chunks. Let's hope this third one won't be as crappy as the title. Every time I say that title out loud I can't help but hear "Transformers: Bark at the Moon."

Anyway, check out the teaser trailer here:



I love alternate history scenarios in fiction. I just really hope this isn't complete garbage.

Homemade Left 4 Dead Door

The folks over at Rooster Teeth (the guys behind Red vs Blue) just finished modding the door to their studio.  At first I thought it was a decal or cling of some sort (and then wondered where I could buy one) but after looking at the other two pictures the details become clear.  Very cool stuff.

Here's something else cool they did: driving a car in 3rd person perspective:

 

Prepare To Blow Your Mind!

The following picture was uploading to the Intarwebz with the following note by Redditor smackley, "my fiancee said I could design our 'save the dates' to save money on the wedding... she didn't like my designs."

Melting Rocks With Sunshine

True Grit

A Coen Brothers (Raising Arizona, Fargo, Big Lebowski, the list goes on and on) remake of the 1969 John Wayne classic True Grit is coming out this Christmas season. Co-produced by Steven Spielberg and starring Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon, and Josh Brolin, this movie is looking asskickingly sweet. Check out the trailer below.



EDIT: Holy shit there are a lot of "cowboy movies" on the horizon. Is there some sort of cowboy genre resurgence going on? We've got Cowboys vs Aliens, Cowboys vs Ninjas, Cowboys vs Zombies (Red Dead Redemption's undead DLC), and now Cowboys vs... well... other Cowboys.

Nothing wrong with this as I've always been pretty partial to cowboy movies ever since I first saw the Sergio Leone "Man With No Name" movies as a kid.

1997's Justice League of America

Here are the first ten minutes of 1997's terrible pilot of Justice League of America.

The Single Best YouTube Video Ever?

If this isn't the single best YouTube video ever, I'm not sure what is. I present to you, Play Helen Hunt off, Keyboard Cat... and Then Join Daryl Hall and John Oates.*



*[TRIVIA TIME!! It is a well documented fact that Hall & Oates is the muzak you hear when sitting in the waiting room just outside of the lowest level of Hell]

Cowboys and Aliens

A film adaptation of the one-shot comic "Cowboys & Aliens" is set to be released July, 2011. Think the title sounds a little silly? You might change your mind after checking out the talent involved in this movie's making:

Director: PCU's Gutter (aka Jon Favreau, director of Iron Man)
Executive Producers: Steven Spielberg and Ron Howard
Starring: James Bond (aka Daniel Craig), Hans Solo (aka Harrison Ford; and no, that is not a typo - that's my Deutschified version), the ridiculously hot Olivia Wilde, and Sam Rockwell

That is a metric shit-ton of talent right there. Check out the trailer:

Green Lantern Trailer

In brightest day, in blackest night,

No evil shall escape my sight

Let those who worship evil's might,

Beware my power... Green Lantern's light!

Are Home Alone & Die Hard The Same Movie?

Speedflying

Awesome.
Just.
Awesome.

The Warrior's Way Trailer

Holy crap! And I thought the trailer for Sucker Punch was hard-on inducing (believe me, Emily Browning as Baby Doll fighting a giant Samurai robot armed with a gatling cannon under the direction of Zack Snyder... well... it's still so very boneriffic). But... ninjas versus cowboys?!

What?!

That's insane.

So insane it JUST. MIGHT. WORK.

Release date is set for December 3, 2010. Directed by Sngmoo Lee.

I wish my name was as awesome as Sngmoo. Four consonants in a row? Who does that? Someone who is awesome, that's who.

JourneyQuest!

Dead Gentlemen Productions, the folks that brought us the extremely entertaining flick "The Gamers" and its sequel "The Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising," have been working on an episodic production called JourneyQuest. Well worth the look if you're even remotely interested in Dungeons and Dragons.