Surgeon Simulator 2013

I haven't laughed this hard at a game video in ages.  This is some seriously hilarious shit:



Interested in trying the game out?  It's a free web based game that's essentially QWOP but instead of running you're performing a heart transplant.  Sound as awesome to you as it did to me?  IT IS!  You can try it for yourself right HERE.

"Bob needs his lungs because Bob is not a fish."

Disney's Lion King in 3D

One of the most emotionally spectacular scenes in animation history has been redone in 3D and you don't even need special glasses to view it.  And you WILL cry.

Street Fighting Tips

From how to disarm a knife wielding thug to disarming a gun toting jerk, it's obvious this guy knows his stuff and is ridiculously skilled.

How I Play Skyrim

YouTube user timtimfed shows us how he plays Skyrim, which is hilariously how everyone plays Skyrim.

F-16 Model Equipped With First Person View Camera

Fucking A this thing is awesome:



I want one.

Every Arnold Scream From Every Arnold Movie

Chris Rock on Gun Control

If your Facebook feed looks anything like mine, then you're probably just as pissed off as I am and just as sick of seeing all your friends use the service as their soapbox for all the dozens of pro and anti gun sentiments, quotes, pictures, and links that could possibly exist. I took an actual count yesterday: out of the top 50 recent status updates on my feed at 4pm, 78% (39 out of 50) of the posts were related to gun control - either pro or con. I'm tired of it. However, here's my chance to submit something but I'll do it here instead of Facebook where I'd rather see pictures of my friends' kids and read about their vacations... yes, seriously.

Here is Chris Rock's take on gun control just a few years after the Columbine shooting:

Ask Archer

"Uhm, Aaron how come you can't fuck off?"









"Oh, and also I was shitfaced."

Noon

"NOON" Short Film from Kasra Farahani on Vimeo.

Cyberpunk 2077 Trailer

Written into the same world that was established in the old R. Talsorian Games' Cyberpunk 2020 paper and pencil role playing game and designed by the guys that made the Witcher video game series, comes Cyberpunk 2077:



I have such a major boner for this but I don't think it's due until 2015.

160 Great Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

Some of my all time favorites:

"Here is Sub-Zero!  Now... plain zero!"

"I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!"

Both of those are from the terribly awesome must-see 1987 film, The Running Man.

However, the video is missing one last awesome quote also from The Running Man.  After seeing the character Fireball (played by the famous Cleveland Browns running back, Jim Brown) use his jetpack to find them, the female protagonist exclaims, "Jesus Christ!"  To which Richards, Arnold's character, replies, "guess again!"

And, of course, this brilliant gem from the same movie:

Folger's Ad - With One Addition

Just adding one quick shot completely changes the meaning and tone of this famous Folger's TV commercial:

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Some Good Old Fashioned Nightmare Fuel

Carrot Top pulling some sort of Clown Harvey Dent shit
Fuck you, Carrot Top.  No, seriously.  Fuck.  You.

MERRY NEW YEAR!

Pacific Rim Trailer

Plot summary: When giant monsters arise from a crevice in the Pacific Ocean, it starts a war that takes millions of lives and quickly consumes humanity's resources. To combat this new threat, a special type of weapon is designed: massive robots, known as Jaegers, which are controlled simultaneously by two pilots whose minds are locked in a neural bridge. As time passes, even the powerful Jaegers prove almost defenseless in the face of a relentless enemy. On its last stand and on the verge of defeat, the remaining defending forces of mankind have no choice but to turn to two unlikely heroes - a former pilot (Charlie Hunnam) and an untested trainee (Rinko Kikuchi) - who are teamed to drive a legendary but seemingly obsolete Jaeger from the early trials of the mechanical titans. Together, they must stand as the human race’s last hope against the mounting apocalypse.

Releases: July 12, 2013

Man of Steel Trailer

Plot Summary: Clark Kent is a journalist in his twenties who was adopted as a child by Jonathan and Martha Kent after he was transported to Earth from the dying planet of Krypton. Raised with the values of his adoptive parents, he feels alienated because of his unique super abilities and struggles to find his own place in life. When the world is attacked, he becomes the hero named Superman to protect the Earth and its people.

Releases: June 14, 2013

Iron Man 3 Official Trailer

Plot summary: Tony Stark faces a powerful enemy, the Mandarin, when he embarks on a quest to find those responsible for destroying his private world. Along the way, he discovers the answer to the question that has secretly haunted him: "Does the man make the suit or does the suit make the man?"

Releases: May 3, 2013

The Lone Ranger Trailer

Plot summary: The Lone Ranger is an action/comedy, in which the masked hero is brought to life through new eyes. A Native American (Indian) spirit warrior, Tonto (Johnny Depp), recounts the untold tales that transformed John Reid (Armie Hammer), a man of the law, into a legend of justice. The two unlikely heroes must learn to work together and fight against greed and corruption.

 Releases: July 3, 2013

John Dies At The End

Plot summary: A new street drug that sends its users across time and dimensions has one drawback: some people return as no longer human. Can two college dropouts save humankind from this silent, otherworldly invasion?

Releases January 25, 2013

Obilivion Trailer

Plot summary:
Jack Harper (Tom Cruise) is one of the last few drone repairmen stationed on Earth. Part of a massive operation to extract vital resources after decades of war with a terrifying threat known as the Scavs, Jack’s mission is nearly complete.
Living in and patrolling the skies from thousands of feet above, his soaring existence is brought crashing down when he rescues an attractive female stranger from a downed spacecraft. Her arrival triggers a chain of events that forces him to question everything.

Releases April 12, 2013