Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Ant Man Sneak Preview

First shown publicly at the 2012 San Diego Comic Con, the test reel for a potential Ant Man movie (based on the Marvel comic book character of the same name) was an enormous hit with the audience.  That reel was also what helped the project to get the green light for production.  The movie is due out in 2015 and is being directed by Edgar Wright who also directed Scott Pilgrim, Hot Fuzz, and Shaun of the Dead.  Supposedly, two Ant Man alter egos are to appear in the film: Scott Lang (ex-thief who eventually becomes Ant Man and a full fledged member of the Avengers) and Hank Pym (the original Ant Man - a scientist who discovers the ability to manipulate his size and also happens to be a wife beater).  Until it gets taken down, here is that sneak peek.  Yeah, it's been recorded on someone's camera... deal with it.  You're not going to see it any other way right now.

EDIT: Embedding has been disabled for the video, so here's the YouTube link.


Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Easy, Simple Golf Tips

Learn how to swing!  It's easy!  Here are a few simple tips to get going:




(Gotta admit: that shot *was* fucking amazing!)

Friday, March 15, 2013

Street Peformer Punches Douchebag

I love it when douchebags get what they deserve.  Case in point:


Evil Dead 4 = Army of Darkness 2!

The Evil Dead remake is not news at this point.  It's been discussed on many boards and sites across the geekier portions of the net.  Here is the Red Band trailer for it (North American release date is April 5, 2013):




The news that DOES have me giddy like a little schoolgirl is that not only are the rumors of an Evil Dead 4 true (a sequel to the original series having nothing to do with the aforementioned remake), but that it will actually be a direct sequel to Army of Darkness! FUCK YES! Read more below from IFC.com:

On March 10, Sony Pictures announced two new movies: a sequel to the upcoming reboot “Evil Dead” and another sequel relating to the original trilogy, unofficially known as “Evil Dead 4.” Sam Raimi will be involved in both films, producing the former and directing and co-writing the latter.

Coming Soon caught up with producer Rob Tapert at SXSW this past weekend, where he announced that “Evil Dead 4” would instead be “Army of Darkness 2.” This would imply that the new film is a sequel to 1992’s “Army of Darkness,” where franchise protagonist Ash (Bruce Campbell) was accidentally transported back to the Middle Ages and battled scores of undead enemies in his quest to return to the present. Like its predecessors “The Evil Dead” and “Evil Dead II,” the film received highly positive critical reception and has attracted a large cult following.

Tapert has made it clear that the two series will not interfere with each other, as the reboot contains entirely new characters. Bruce Campbell, who will reprise his role of Ash in “Army of Darkness 2,” added that the two franchises would be able to, “co-exist beautifully”.

The “Evil Dead” remake, directed by newcomer Fede Alvarez, recently premiered at SXSW in Austin, TX to very positive fan and critic reactions. It will be released nationwide on April 5, 2013.


BONER!

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Asshole Gamer

The guy you met while playing games online who frequently has sexual relations with your mother and thinks you are a homosexual African American has been found:


A Lannister Always Walks His Pets


Reminder: Season 3 of Game of Thrones begins on March 31, 2013!

The Future According to AT&T in 1993

They.
Fucking.
Nailed it.


Kick-Ass 2 Red Band Trailer Is Freakin' Awesome!

Can't wait for this one to hit the theaters (August 16, 2013, in the US).




Kermit the Frog in Politics

This is a video clip of San Francisco District Attorney, George Gascon.  While it plays, close your eyes for a moment and I guarantee you will see Kermit the Frog in your mind as you listen.




Game of Thrones 1995

What if the HBO series Game of Thrones (based on George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire book series) came out in 1995?  Here's your awesome answer: