Lucas, I Am Thy Father

Yes, yes, yes... we know the quote isn't accurate to what was really said on-screen in Empire.  If that bugs you but misquoting Sgt. Friday, Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, Sherlock Holmes, Casablanca, or any of the dozens of other popularly misquoted scenes out there don't bug you, then you need to get out more.  And by "get out more" I mean "eat me."