He Went to Jared!

Allow me to state this up front: I can't stand those Jared jewelry store television ads.  If you don't know what they are or what they're like, feel free to Google it yourself as I will NOT post a link to them.  If I could spend 5 seconds with the ad exec that approved of the campaign, I'd hammer my fist into their face with the fury of a thousand suns.

However, because the ads are so damned awful they give way to such brilliance as can be seen below.