I've posted info and trailer for Sucker Punch before. I don't care. I already love this movie and it isn't even out yet (to be released March 25, 2011). It could be the worst movie in history, and I don't care.
It's like a couple of dudes sat around drinking a few beers and the following conversation took place
DUDE 1: I know... let's make a movie about this hot chick, wearing a school girl outfit, and she carries a katana
DUDE 2: Yeah, yeah. And have her fight a giant samurai robot!
DUDE 3: With a gatling gun!
DUDE 1: Nice! But, there's like other hot chicks, right? And they all wear garters or at least we keep filming them in their underwear.
DUDE 2: Yes! And one of them flies a World War I era biplane while fighting... uh...
DUDE 3: A fire breathing dragon! And throw in some Nazis somewhere.
DUDE 1: I just got an erection thinking about that! Okay, so we wrap it all up in this existential storyline where fantasy and reality meet or are mixed up!
DUDE 2: Dude! That's fucking awesome! Pass me another beer.
DUDE 3: Hot chicks... katanas... giant samurai robots with gatling guns... biplanes... Nazis... fire breathing dragons... garter belts and school girl outfits... I'll be in my bunk.
As usual you had me at "hot chick" but it became more definite at "underwear".
ReplyDeleteWhen I checked MetaCritic over the weekend, this flick had a 25/100. I'll wait to see what Jeremy Jahns says about it. He reviews movies on YouTube and doesn't sugar coat anything. Also his videos have decent production value.
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