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Dude rapes and kills his neighbor... with hot sauce. No, seriously. Oh, and then the cops found (air quotes) his DNA on the victim's chest. Yikes.
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Here's an example of a fine, upstanding fellow. Coolio decides it's awesome to rob his grandparents. After the robbery is reported, he decides he needs to shut them up and destroy the evidence. So, he kills his grandfather and then, get this, rapes his grandmother. And then kills her. And then lights candles in the kitchen and leaves the gas stove running full bore. It's too bad fuckfaces like him are allowed to suck up my air.
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